モンダイナンダイやまほーだい
mondai　nandai yama houdai
Tons of puzzles and challenges.

一寸先で ライフ限界
issunsaki de RAIFU genkai
I'm almost running out of my lives.

攻略法はどっかないかい？
kouryakuhou wa dokka nai kai
Is there a walkthrough somewhere?

Help me! Help me!

反則級のチート満載
hansokukyuu no CHIITO mansai
Using loads of illegal cheat codes.

跳梁跋扈なんてこったい
chouryoubakko nantekottai
Dominating? What the hell?!

てんで翻弄ターン何回？
tende honrou taan nankai?
How many times have you been making fun of me already?!

Guru-Guru

レベルもスキルも見事にヒトケタ
reberu mo sukiru mo migoto ni hitoketa
Both my level and my skills are only single digits.

たまってゆくのはストレス
tamatte yuku no wa sutoresu
Stress is building up slowly.

コマンド失敗イベント不発で
komando shippai ibento fuhatsu de
Because of my failed inputs, the events aren't triggering...

待ちくたびれてんじゃんラスボス!
machikutabiretenjan　LASU BOSU
The last boss will be tired of waiting.

YES!このままじゃ
YES! kono mama ja
Yes, at this rate...

Oh, YES! 終われません
Oh, YES! owaremasen
Oh yes, I won't get to the end.

カミサマの忠告
kami sama no　chuukoku
I don't have ears

聞く耳もたないで
kiku mimi motanaide
to listen to God's advice.

さぁ～ もう一度
saa~ mou ichido
Now~ one more time.

TO BE CONTINUED ふざけんなっ
TO BII KONTINYUU fuzakenna
To be continued? What the hell is this?!

明日なんて待てない
ashita nante matenai
I can't wait till tomorrow!

今すぐエンディングまで一直線
ima sugu ENDINGU made icchokusen
From here on, the ending is straight ahead.

当然コンティニュー
touzen KONTINYUU 
Of course, I'll continue. 

戦いはこれからです
tatakai wa kore kara desu 
The battle starts from now.

見てろ あきらめずしぶとく
mitero akiramezu shibutoku
Just watch me; I will never give up, 

楽しくLET'S PLAY GAME!!
tanoshiku Let's Play Game!!
so let's have fun and play again!